Crawl under your hanging clothes and dig out all that stuff that’s matted down and piled up. You’re probably gonna find things that you WISH were lost forever….) 1. You’re gonna find things that you thought were lost forever. You’re gonna find things you haven’t seen since the Clinton era.
(It may sound crazy but seriously, it WILL work. And a girl’s gotta eat.) I don’t care how much stuff is crammed into your closet, here’s what you do. You know you’ll be miserable doing it by yourself. You know, like the time on Friends Phoebe taught that massage yourself at home workshop and then found herself with no clients? Honestly, you should still call me.
#Eminem sorry mama meaning how to
(Now I’d like to take a moment to say that in no way do I want this to turn into a “she told me how to do it so I don’t need to call her” situation. Items can check out any time they like but they can never leave! Apologize to your family but the only way to fix that situation is to CLEAN. Shoes and papers and purses and clothes and keepsakes and books and gifts…Your closet has become Hotel California. I mean, your closet is hanging on by a thread. There’s no way you’re gonna cram one more piece of anything in there without an explosion going on. Mathers, has taken just about all that it can take. Literally! It’s actually really similar to what ole’ Eminem is sayin’… Your closet, just like Mr. They’re fabulous because that huge, giant, oozing pile of muck (no offense)- the abyss that’s stolen your favorite pair of shoes along with your joy-has been put in its place. Not even because they’ve got the most gorgeous bins and baskets in the neighborhood. Not because I’ve completely revamped their entire system with top of the line Better Homes and Gardens-worthy installations. The fabulousness comes from the end product. No, not because I’m a kick-ass rockin’ organizer-I mean, I am but that’s not why. And lemme tell you, they’ve all been FABULOUS. I know I’ve used this lyric before but I just can’t help myself! It’s like you took a peek into my life! I never meant to make you cry but tonight, I’m cleaning out my closet…” Oh Marshall Mathers.
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